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rebecca, leti, and i began our sunday evening at sway for their smiths night. it was a ridiculous tangled mess of kids dancing and spilling drinks and we held camp in the back because it was too too crowded since it was the day before a holiday. i stumbled upon a freshly vacated table replete with bottle service and happily began making us cocktails with the bottle of belvedere. after a bit, sarvia decided we should all follow aron to beatrice inn, so we hurried, screaming at the cold, and quickly piled into two cabs, while rebecca nearly got run over as it peeled away with her body half inside.

we arrived at beatrice, finally get inside after some string-pulling, and head to the back where the kids are happily dancing to 90's hip hop. i sit down to avoid the gaggle of drunk chain-smokers. shortly, a homely hip-hop kid sits down and introduces himself. i'm clearly not interested. so he tries (unsuccessfully but hilariously) to impress me.

hip-hop dude: hi, i'm j. mello
me: ....hi
j: do you ever watch mtv? do you ever watch fuse?
me: sometimes... why?
j: well, next time you watch mtv, you should vote for the j.mello video with dave navarro
me: huh? what's your name?
j: j. mello
me: oh
j: have you ever heard the song "celebrate good times come on"?
me: yeah
j: that's my dad
me: oh... that's cool....

then he proceeded to tell me he's flying to dallas in the morning to do some promo with paris hilton. i slinked off after entertaining him a bit and went up to some familiar kid and asked him if he had gone to nyu back in the day (he used to put up stickers in the hallways that were of him holding a 40oz and smoking). we chatted but he was not very friendly. leti then came up and asked me why i was talking to mary kate olsen's boyfriend and i was just so confused at the way the night was turning out.

rebecca, leti and i went back to my place and had a big slumber party complete with dancing around in my underwear to the velvet underground as if it was a scene in charlie's angels.
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On January 22nd, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC), icumblood commented:
DUDE what about j.mello didnt do it for you?

seriously keren. anyone can get a teardrop tattooed under their eye. it takes a special fella to get a MUSICAL INSTRUMENT tattooed in that spot, id say.
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On January 22nd, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC), smitten4skadden commented:
maybe he was afraid you were a mary kate autograph seeker. its hard to be a famous person's boyfriend.
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On January 28th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC), turtle_hump commented:
what's the pretty lady drinkin?
On January 28th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC), burgertime replied:
vodka soda per usual :)
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On January 28th, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC), rogerlodge commented:
On one of his myspace pics he's next to Mickey Avalon. Now that's just a too much grossitude for one picture.

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